i wake up to this fucking nonsense why are the new bubble notifications fucking orange i am steaming fuck this whenever the hell have notifications been fucking orange fuck it tumblr FUCK IT
*whispers* sie sind die tornados und wir sind die amerikaner
1000 foot tall walls. yeeeeeeeeeah, sounds like every dystopian story ever.
And it’s happening in the heart of America
no, they’re saying it might work. as far as i know, no one is building 1000 ft walls.
I’m moving inside those walls and joining the garrison
Yo fuck your garrison, I wanna be in the scouting legion
braving an adventure outside the walls, into the tornado’s wrath, just to find a way to end the reign of the tornado. many will die, but their deaths will pave the way to a new world, a tornado-free world where nobody needs to live behind walls.
i found a song that fits the virus chaos of 2014
YES. I’M CRYING
I WAS CONSIDERING DOING THIS
BUT OH MY GOD
I LOVE YOU
WE ARE NOW MARRIED
I listened to this whole damn song,
BECAUSE ITS THAT CATCHY.
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
Majora’s Mask Live Action: The Skull Kid